BREAKING NEWS: Grinch’s holiday-destroying memo intercepted
On November 11, 2024, a top-secret operation by Santa’s Detective Division discovered the Grinch in a makeshift lair, using a voice-to-text application to draft the following memorandum to himself. The division is already devising ways to thwart the Grinch should he attempt to follow through with the action items identified in the memorandum. In the meantime, be vigilant, and don’t fall for his tricks!
From: The Grinch (present self)
To: The Grinch (future self)
Date: I’m timeless. Does the date matter? I think not.
Re: My action items for destroying the office holiday party
Having been in the business of destroying holiday-timed and -themed hopes for some time, I thought it best to preserve my thoughts specific to the office holiday party for future years, lest I forget any really good tricks for ensuring these events are absolute misery for all involved.